I learn to Kayak the Alantic...

These two wonderful ladies (sisters) teach Me to kayak...after a kind of clumsy first time out
they allowed as how I was much improved on the second day, though I ingloriously went into the Atlantic
 as I attempted egress from the kayak, slipping on a rock. It's a good thing I got out when I did...
I had almost convinced Myself to go for Ireland. I prudently decided against it as I had not
as yet mastered the Esquimaux roll. Still, it's like getting on I-80 to go to work and wishing to
just drive "into the West". I might be half way to Greenland by now!

Many brave souls lie asleep in the deep...
so beware...beware
    

 kayak instructors at home

sated with seafood
and as I was advised none of
the huge sampler plate I partook of
smelled "fishy"