Like Shoeless Joe Jackson, Me Maw Clinton
comes to Iowa...
She can't drive and she can't relate,
I think one must be able to drive at least a tractor
to relate to Iowans...
She fades into the corn, a ghost on her field of dreams.
"is this Heaven", she asks?
No, it's Iowa.
(I wonder if Me Maw gets a feeling of Deja vu)
Not unlike Godzilla periodically returning to destroy Tokyo,
Me Maw waddles forth into Des Moines to present as a Presidential candidate. One hopes she does not try and knock over what few skyscrapers we have and does not attempt to waddle through the electrical grid. She should watch out for all those windmills,
lest She be mistaken for one.
It seems as though, as Republican sharks smell Hillary's blood in the water, more and more of them declare to be candidates for the Presidency of the United States. Democrats are starting to join the feeding frenzy.
If this keeps up every living person in the country will have declared to be a candidate. To take this to the logical wretched excess...there will soon be an expanding ball of political flesh, larger than the solar system and exploding into space at near the speed of light.
I may make My announcement in the morning.
*The strange thing about Hillary's presidential prospect is that She seems odds on favorite to be the
next President, despite a majority of people polled...think She is dishonest. Shades of "Tricky Dick", "Slick Willy" and go figure.
*If you are a big grown reporter and wish to cover Me Maw on her road to the White House...you better learn to grab a loop on the rode as you might get "losted".
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Somebody at the door...
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| The Economy fails...utterly |
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| Better buy your chickens now and freeze 'em they are about to get very dear for the next couple of years... Oh, and sell all your stocks and bonds buy silver. believe it! |
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| Bride of Frankenstein |
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| Was it Heaven or Hell ? |
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| Fog gathering in a mountain pass |
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| Sticking it to the Man and living in his Mom's garage |
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| Memories of Home begin to fail... |
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| Liberal ideology eats at your brain...leaving you unable to reason |
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| The Drones... contemplating the God Damned drones |
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| Day crowd at George's Buffet |
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| Too many beers and shots... too many tavern tonsillectomies |
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| This is... |
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| My spot |
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| A smug and smirking child of privilege... he is happy just now, with a high SAT score and a degree in "something" probably quite useless. His smirk will fade as he faces his student loan payments and the prospect of no Social Security and retirement worth the name. He will likely die a Millionaire...and this will not be enough to get by. |
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| Just Purgatory...that's all |
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| More George's day drinkers |
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| We, all of us... Grow old... Everyone |
Why do human beings put themselves through the indignity of flying on commercial airlines at all? Not only are you subject to rude government officials that serve no function at all if one is believe their own tests. Rude airlines that crowd you and tell you that carry on is to be downsized.
You are also contributing to the single biggest man made source of CO 2 in the atmosphere.
Next time "thumb it", take a train or just drive...your stupid trip is probably not necessary anyway.
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Reports are that certain comedians are becoming upset with "political correctness" and are avoiding booking into collage campuses. Given the fact that the very basis of comedy is..."something is wrong", how the Hell do you play to a bunch of humorless suns of bitches all looking to be victims of one sort or another.
One result of higher education seems to be to render you humorless. let us all hope that this is a temporary condition that will wear off in time. I have no wish to live in a world of grim, humorless, political automatons.
What idiot convinced the Government...and all of us that there was a such a thing as a "secure" internet connection? There never was, there is not now and never will be such a thing.
You might make hacking illegal, but the fact is that street crime is down...in part because it is too easy to bilk people through their "secure" internet connections, and very little chance of being caught. You are all guppies, everyone.
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| Hamburg Inn |
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| To the stars...with difficulty |
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| Closed factories |
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| Rome |
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