Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I see that there is a move...


...to have "shyness" declared as a mental illness. It will be nice for them to have so many new clients to dope up. I'm sure the drug companies will step up to the plate and develop many new and expensive drugs to treat this debilitating new mental illness.
Just think how great it will be to interact with more than 6.5 billion other people and none of them shy. Me, I will invest in earplugs.
Have any of you noticed that in the last twenty years or so that the street pusher has almost entirely been replaced by the licenced certified professional? You should watch out for these folks, they will take 10 years off your life and are every bit as dangerous to your well being as the street pusher, now an endangered species.